NEWS FLASH – Canadian Snow Birds spotted over Discovery Ridge in SW Calgary….
I don’t mean “The Snow Birds “…the ones that thrill thousands of fans all over Canada with their feats of aerial brilliance each year. I am talking about the older folks that migrate in large flocks each winter to places like Bumble Bee, Arizona and Two Egg, Florida! I think 6 of them just flew into my gym this morning in the middle of my workout.
My fiancĂ© and I live in a condo in SW Calgary and there is a small gym located on site. Now normally there are several people each morning that drift in, get down to business and then get on with their day. This week has been quite the opposite. The birds have arrived after their wintering south of the border and have invaded the peaceful serenity of our workouts. They have brought with them varying degrees of non-essential workout equipment such as sun visors (for indoors?), men’s dress socks and sandals, books on a variety of subjects such as the mating habits of bone fish, and remnants of curler set hair styles in shades of blue. A whole new perspective of Fifty Shades of Grey!
It always surprises me how a bunch of people who don’t really know each other can gossip for so long? Now don’t get me wrong, I believe in freedom of speech and freedom of expression, but really?? …beside me AND in the middle of my workout?? At one point it got so chatty I fully expected a spontaneous game of bridge or gin rummy might break out right there amongst the elliptical machines and incline benches.
Maybe what we need to do is turn the table that holds the paper towels and disinfectant spray into a coffee station with a 75 cup urn to fuel the discussions? Gym goers can then take turns bringing coffee and cake (gluten-free of course) to nibble on. This table could be added into some kind of snow bird circuit training. Have a coffee and snack, followed by chatting while at rest on the recumbent bikes (no, I mean really …not even moving the pedals…), then over to the gossip challenge while looking out the window and finish off with the daily good byes. Ahhh a full workout!
As the very famous wrestling prognosticator General J R Foley used to say, “let the good times roll”! That’s right! ……roll right out the gym door and over to the “social room”, where they should have been in the first place.